Overwhelming response inspires T-shirts!

Two weeks ago our celebrity-based poll asked “What Panty Signs Pair Would Britney Spears Wear?” While there was a tie for Dangerous Curves Ahead and Pleasure Zone (No votes were cast for the Sexy I.Q. Test. Surprised?), the Baby On Board outnumbered all votes. So just in time for the holiday season are two new What’s Your Sign? T-shirts. Both have a fan favorite slogan on the front, with our inquisitive “What’s Your Sign?” logo on the back. Happy Holidays from Panty Signs!

Baby On Board



The Finish Line

“No” Panties featured on the Café Press Wish List!

The holidays are all about giving and receiving, and our online store through Café Press has done just that. Four of the fabulous “No, No” panties are featured in this week’s gift items. No U Turn, No Parking, No Parking In Rear, and Danger, Keep Off are available for that time of the month—CHRISTMAS, HANUKKAH, AND KWANZAA! What did you think I was referring to?

What’s your favorite “No, No” panty? Tell us in this week’s poll!

Please Note: Be patient, Panty Fans, as our online store is currently going through a growth spurt. It may look a little different, but it’s still the one and only Panty Signs.

Designs celebrities may like…

It’s okay. Admit it. You’re celebrity obsessed. Everyone is to some degree. Which begs the question…What Panty Signs pair would fill in the blank wear?

First, there’s Danica Patrick. The Panty Signs Racing line is right down her alley, and she's used to being adorned in logos head to toe. Just think…a Panty Signs racecar. It would be pink, of course. For that reason, my guess is she’d like Rev Me Up just as much as the fans do.

Kristen Stewart, undoubtedly famous for looking pretty in this year’s top-grossing vampire movie, takes on a very subdued and pensive tone on and off screen. I’ll give her Fragile. Though Dead End would also be funny (vampire joke).

An iconic woman in all forms of media is none other than the persuading hostess America has on a first name basis, Oprah. She is a brand, spiritual, full of witty advice, and right now, awarded with Special.

Tina Fey, being the brainy comedian that she is would certainly direct herself straight to Panty Puzzles™. I’ll give Fey a Sexy Word Find, her hilariously scattered Liz Lemon character a This End Up, and the short-lived Sarah Palin impersonation a Help Wanted.

And in celebration of winning Yahoo’s Most-Searched Celeb four years in a row we’ll entertain the idea of Britney Spears. Hopefully her re-invented self wears underwear now, and if so, I’d like to think she’d don Approach With Caution. Especially if she’s holding an umbrella.


What pair do you think Britney would wear? Tell us in this week’s poll!

Banned Designs!

Some of our favorite designs have been found in violation of the CaféPress.com Content Usage Policy. Though you can’t currently buy these designs through the Online Store, Panty Signs would still like your vote of approval. Listed below are reasons why certain signs were given the brush off. Vote for the one you want to bring back in this week’s poll!

Mind the Gap: This British sign alluded to iconic American style.



Caution Explosive: You see, the panties themselves do not actually blow up, but more the person wearing them, but not literally, oh never mind!



Entrance Closed: The word “Closed” somehow sent off an alarm. Which brings me to…



Caution Alarm Will Sound: The terms and conditions must not include room for obvious puns.



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The Panty Scramble

Grab the nearest Sharpie, or better yet a washable marker, and get ready to solve the four Sexy Scramble Puzzles new from Panty Signs. Ranging from easy to difficult, test your bedroom word knowledge and the patience of your partner.

We’ve found that with enough vowels, the possibilities are endless (and hilarious)!

I Set Nap.

Tie Span.

Tan Pies.

But what’s the real word unscrambled? If you found it, tell us in this week’s poll!

Follow the leader...

The ever creative Panty Signs introduces four more amusing puzzles to add to the already popular Sexy Word Finds. These include Sexy Scrambles, Labyrinths, Sudokus, and an I.Q. Test. Today we’ll highlight the Panty Labyrinth, as Bush will officially be out of office in 76 days. We’ll see if you can figure out the joke from there.


What’s your new favorite Panty Puzzle? Take this week’s poll!

The NEW, interactive game for couples!

Panty Signs has launched an entirely inquisitive line of Panty Puzzles for the couple that wants to solve and conquer by Word Find. Soon to follow is Sudoku, for the more number-oriented couple, and of course the Daily Crossword, for your…daily crossword. The Café Press web site explains the instructions like this:

"How to Play: Find the hidden words in the puzzle looking horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Unlike traditional word searches, Panty Puzzles™ is an interactive game for couples. Find all the words to receive the prize (you!), or play as you go—find a word, perform the deed! The more he finds, the happier you'll be.”


How many nicely naughty words did you find? Submit your total in this week’s poll!

Start me up!

Now that we all have The Rolling Stones classic in our heads, we can shift into second gear just in time to review the Panty Signs Auto Racing Series. For racing fans everywhere, (ladies, I know you’re out there), these designs stay true to the Panty Signs standard: direct, funny, and meant to entice.

So whether you cheer for 43, 24, or 48, Panty Signs is every girl’s message sponsor back in the bedroom.

These lane-parting panties include:

Let’s Burn Some Rubber


Rev Me Up


And The Finish Line


Vote for your new favorite in this week’s poll!

Danger, Keep Off!

Feeling volatile today? Don’t feel like slipping off your panties for anything other than a nice, warm bubble bath?

Well, if you find yourself grabbing the closest issue of Glamour, and digging through the kitchen cabinets for last year's Halloween candy, then you’re probably also wearing this number, courtesy of the friendly but ferocious message maven, Panty Signs.


This week’s poll focuses on the bad day. After all, a bad day can be turned into a fun day, with the right accessories…

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Spanish Lesson

For all the sexy señoritas out there, Panty Signs has recently expanded to include the Spanish stop sign, currently available through Café Press. Unlike the English version STOP, ALTO rolls off the tongue and can easily be categorized as playful rather than preventive. Quiero mi amor!

Other new panties gracing this fabulous line of signs include No Parking In Rear, Curb Your Dog, and Baby On Board. What’s your new favorite? Click your pick for the best in the weekly poll.

What's your secret?

This isn’t a deodorant campaign, Loveline, or the alarmingly candid PostSecret, it’s the latest design from Panty Signs.


Top Secret implies that only a certain someone can view the contents underneath. Or it can make your partner that much more eager to unwrap the present. It’s exclusive, it’s “just for you” or even “not for you…yet.” But playing coy can only get you so far, girls, so let’s think of a new game. If Top Secret doesn’t express what you want to say, then what does? Take the Panty Signs poll today. Go on! Go!

Bull's Eye!

Dear Panty Lovers,

Panty Signs has done it again. The range of puns created from a road, construction, or universally understood sign is immense, but this brand does it with simplicity and directness. There’s nothing more direct that the Bull’s Eye. I’m right here, people! Very funny, and definitely worth buying for a friend new to the dating scene, with a new man, or moving off to college for the first time. Can you imagine? The Bull’s Eye is undoubtedly the shortest route from nervousness to laughter. Ladies, we like control, and we know what we want, so why not send the message where they least expect it?

Welcome to the Panty Signs blog!

Dear Panty Signs Enthusiasts,

Panty Signs is trendy, colorful, outspoken, and straight out of California. These hilarious “under”statements have inspired a series of mini-stories about the mischievous messages down there. What statement do you want to make? Or like their T-shirts say, “What’s Your Sign?”

I invite you to write your own, but for now, I’ll begin.

Sorry, We’re Closed
It’s a morning where not even a shower can wake you up, you need Starbucks, AND a bagel. You wish it would rain because the sun is too sunny. Traffic, work, a sandwich for lunch, no personal emails. This is when you want a sign that says exactly what you’re thinking, only as a hidden accessory. That’s the beauty of this collection. They’re just for you. Some are meant for others to see, but not these. Not all undies have to be seen. And if they are, the viewer will get the message, ladies!



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