LA bound? Speed Hump!

It wasn’t until I traveled to LA earlier this year that I realized how many Speed Hump signs there were on the side streets! Think of speed humps as friendlier speed bumps. Maybe you do or don’t have these signs where you live, but now you can have them in an area that’s unexpected and hilarious. The sign now refers to something entirely different, and if your partner will laugh at something like this, you can always find this and other signage HERE.

Speed Hump Ahead

So slow down, or not, but enjoy this pair regardless!

Think Panty Signs This Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and if you’re sorting for gifts, sort no longer. Panty Signs is your web store drawer on February 14th. We have the colors: red, pink, and white. And the message: playful and personal. Click on the links below to complete the perfect gift for your honey today!

Adults At Play


You Plus Me

Happy Valentine's Day from your friends at Panty Signs!

New Product: 100% Brazilian!

Support your favorite country or waxing technique with this bare pair from Panty Signs. Sure Brazil is known for the Rainforest, Rio de Janeiro, and fútbol, but as a regular blog reader you should know that Panty Signs offers casual comfort first, laughs second, and pleasure third. And you can find all three in this new pair!

100% Brazilian

Happy New Year from Panty Signs!

Overwhelming response inspires T-shirts!

Two weeks ago our celebrity-based poll asked “What Panty Signs Pair Would Britney Spears Wear?” While there was a tie for Dangerous Curves Ahead and Pleasure Zone (No votes were cast for the Sexy I.Q. Test. Surprised?), the Baby On Board outnumbered all votes. So just in time for the holiday season are two new What’s Your Sign? T-shirts. Both have a fan favorite slogan on the front, with our inquisitive “What’s Your Sign?” logo on the back. Happy Holidays from Panty Signs!

Baby On Board



The Finish Line

“No” Panties featured on the Café Press Wish List!

The holidays are all about giving and receiving, and our online store through Café Press has done just that. Four of the fabulous “No, No” panties are featured in this week’s gift items. No U Turn, No Parking, No Parking In Rear, and Danger, Keep Off are available for that time of the month—CHRISTMAS, HANUKKAH, AND KWANZAA! What did you think I was referring to?

What’s your favorite “No, No” panty? Tell us in this week’s poll!

Please Note: Be patient, Panty Fans, as our online store is currently going through a growth spurt. It may look a little different, but it’s still the one and only Panty Signs.

Designs celebrities may like…

It’s okay. Admit it. You’re celebrity obsessed. Everyone is to some degree. Which begs the question…What Panty Signs pair would fill in the blank wear?

First, there’s Danica Patrick. The Panty Signs Racing line is right down her alley, and she's used to being adorned in logos head to toe. Just think…a Panty Signs racecar. It would be pink, of course. For that reason, my guess is she’d like Rev Me Up just as much as the fans do.

Kristen Stewart, undoubtedly famous for looking pretty in this year’s top-grossing vampire movie, takes on a very subdued and pensive tone on and off screen. I’ll give her Fragile. Though Dead End would also be funny (vampire joke).

An iconic woman in all forms of media is none other than the persuading hostess America has on a first name basis, Oprah. She is a brand, spiritual, full of witty advice, and right now, awarded with Special.

Tina Fey, being the brainy comedian that she is would certainly direct herself straight to Panty Puzzles™. I’ll give Fey a Sexy Word Find, her hilariously scattered Liz Lemon character a This End Up, and the short-lived Sarah Palin impersonation a Help Wanted.

And in celebration of winning Yahoo’s Most-Searched Celeb four years in a row we’ll entertain the idea of Britney Spears. Hopefully her re-invented self wears underwear now, and if so, I’d like to think she’d don Approach With Caution. Especially if she’s holding an umbrella.


What pair do you think Britney would wear? Tell us in this week’s poll!